Big Brother UK Star Chanelle McCleary’s Nip Slip In Extra Small Crop Top

What's the best way to get attention, you wonder? Well, putting on a tube top two sizes to small and constantly bending down like Big Brother UK star Chanelle McCleary is a pretty damn good way to start!

Actually, looking closer and studying these pics as intensely as I have, I think this is more of a bandeau than a tube top. I know, I sound like when the narrator from Fight Club who knows what a duvet is, but it's very important that I don't sound ignorant about the world of fashion. I may lose my job if they find out I'm making this shit up as I go along.

I'll say this for Chanelle McCleary's attention grabbing methods. I hadn't heard of her before she put on a bandeau that's stretched to the point where you can clearly see her nipples, and now I know all about her. Or everything I need to know anyway.

This is how you do it, for all you aspiring, busty starlets out there. Try a bandeau, it's really the hip thing to do this year. Or any year. What year is it, by the way? And don't tell anyone I asked. I'll be out of a job again.

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