BIRTHDAY SUIT: All of Maggie Grace’s Bare Butt Scenes From ‘Californication’ For Her Special Day

There was no shortage of booty in Californication, with a name like that there had better not be, so it is really telling that Maggie Grace’s behind is the standout amongst so much competition. Playing a recovering junkie is not necessarily the sexiest of roles there is, they really are not my thing, but somehow she managed. That might have also had to do with her being the muse and groupie for an untold number of rock stars.

Normally when a woman is slutty it is a turn off, but if I find out she had a hand in inspiring some rock classics then all is not only forgiven, but it is encouraged. That might lead to some trouble if I ever get married, but as long as the hall pass is reciprocal I think I can live with it. Bathing in rubbing alcohol afterwards might also need to be a stipulation. And maybe some backstage passes.

You know what, I don’t think my pride will allow for that sort of behavior. I’ll have to option for the divorce and try to be content with story that came out of it.

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