HALL OF FAME: Stop and See Kelly Preston’s World Class Nudity

I do not mind going on record as saying that Kelly Preston is a real beaut. It is not very often that a woman is so hot she can continue to make a haircut from the ‘80s look good, and yet she is one of them. If these photos get spread around too widely I would not be surprised to see it bring back the fad of curlers in hairs. I do not have to explain to you how bad that would be for our society. Most women do not have the cheekbones, titbones, or assbones to make looks like that pay off.

There is a reason why the glasses of the day were so huge. They needed to cover up as much of their faces as possible in order to conceal their genetic shortcomings. Farrah Fawcett is to be blamed for this as well of course, but if these hair curlers come back the blame will reside solely on Kelly. I do not care who she is married to, not even the power of Danny Zuko can whitewash her from that role in the history books.

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