Blonde Bombshell Heather Kozar’s Soapy Tits In This Glorious Nude Shoot

This is another one that makes me question where the photo shoot took place. Those bubbles are everywhere. Who is going to clean them up? How do you clean up bubbles? In small numbers they will just pop on their own and you can pretend they never even existed, but you cannot do that with this many bubbles. They are sure to leave behind a soapy residue that is a guaranteed slipping hazard. Soap is no joke; they put it on a rope for a reason.

I once spread a little bit of dish soap on the floor thinking it would be funny to make my mom slip on it and fall. It wasn’t funny. It wasn’t funny at all.

Children falling is funny because they are practically indestructible, so long as they are not left in a car with the windows rolled up, but that is not the case with middle-aged women. They are as delicate as peanut brittle and do not fall gracefully. Even Bambi sliding across a frozen pond looked more poised, probably because he did not dishes in his hands. But making mistakes is how we learn.

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