Celebrate Salma Hayek’s Walk of Fame!

Salma Hayek had a busy weekend, it seems like she just landed herself a Hollywood Walk of Fame, which a little less impressive when you find out that these people who are immortalized on the sidewalk for bums to poo on, tourists to lay on, spit on, pee on, have sex on, you know sidewalk things.

I guess it's an honor to be given the chance to have a walk of fame slot, because you know that every influencer and their mom would jump on the offe if it was available to all. Every crypto bro would be there too. Why buy an NFT when you can buy a celebrity sidewalk slot.

Anyway, she was also at a few events while in town I guess, and she's Salma Hayek, so she brought out her talents.