Charlie Riina Displays Perfect Cleavage In Beachside Candids

This shoot documents perfectly the humbling of a woman by an untamable sea.

The ocean does not care how beautiful you look in a swimsuit. All the ocean cares about is ruining any photogenic moment to the best of its abilities. Bodies of water are a lot like dogs in that way. I have never had a pleasing picture taken with a dog that was not either sleeping or drugged up after getting its balls lopped off. I feel like that is really hurting my online dating prospects. I mean, I don’t own a dog, but I know people that do. I don’t feel like that is so deceitful, not compared to my photoshopping skills.

Charlie Riina entered that water as a woman with a wo-plan, but left with her nudity being exposed like a freshman after walking into the locker room while the wrestling team was still in there. As with the freshman, I think Charlie will learn from this experience and not let herself be caught so off guard in the future. Never turn your back on wave, unless a wet Riina is in the other direction.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA