Check Out Kate Moss’ Faptastic Playboy Shoot

 How is it possible at this point in Kate Moss's career that she is still capable of outdoing herself? I am sure her success in this shoot is due in no small part to the skilled photographers over at Playboy. They have been doing this so long that taking sexy photos is as easy for them as cooking frozen chimichangas in my microwave is for me. (Depending on the wattage of your equipment, I advise cooking for three minutes and allowing to sit for one minute before eating. That way you can ensure it is cooked thoroughly while avoiding eating lava.) 

I was worried for a short time when Playboy announced it was going to cease producing nude photographs. Then I remembered that to them it would be like a junkie quitting heroin cold turkey. They'll either die, or relapse quickly. I am relieved to find out that the latter was the result. I am also regretful for using such a depressing analogy. I am sure any recovering junkies that are out there are going to be just fine. Be sure to remember that you are not Playboy, you are stronger than them.    

Photo Credit: Playboyplus.com