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aldo-vallon - August 13, 2018

I wouldn’t consider myself an expert in women’s fashion, or even men’s fashion for that matter, but I know that if a top is unable to hide a woman’s nipples from view then it really isn’t a very good top. What, is Kimber supposed to where a dickie whenever she has that thing on? The only people I have seen where dickies, who were not in a movie from the forties, were in a marching band. I was one of those people, which is why I am able to say with confidence that I will die before I wear one of those things again.

It is an item of clothing that was specifically invented to cover up women’s clothing. Clearly it was designed by Satan, and Satan is clearly gay. And for the sake of uniformity, every male in band has to wear the damn thing as well. And that is why no boys want to participate in marching band. It is for that reason, and that reason alone. It has nothing to do with being able to get more pussy by playing a sexier instrument in a rock band.

 

Photo Credit: Playboy Plus




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