Tex Hollywood - August 4, 2020
I think it is safe to say that if you don't have a pool, which I don't, this has been the year where I officially wished I had a pool. I am sure I am not the only one and that pool sales are likely through the roof in all your local suburbs because the public pool, which has always been a cesspool but is more of a cesspool with all the media hype around the virus.
I think it is also safe to say that if I did have a pool, which I don't it would not look anywhere near as good as this, with half naked models walking around getting their soak on, even if it was the only pool in the area.
It would be more me on an inflatable pizza slice or unicorn eating with my flippers and mask on you know ready for the snorkel sesh just as soon as I'm done getting my tan on. It'd be a bit of a different experience than this.
You know that whole "I wouldn't touch you if you were the last man on earth" response to your advances, well, I'd be a "I wouldn't swim in your pool topless if it was the last pool on earth" is a close second.
Luckily, they don't allow pools on the 3 x 4 foot patio my apartment complex has, but more importantly, I don't need one because I can live vicariously through the intenret with these models at the pool. To make the experience more immersive, I can dip my toe into a cup of water, you know to really LIVE out this fantasy, because it is definitely a fantasy.