Claudia Romani Full Tilt Killer Bikini Tush Throttling in Miami

Oh, my. It can't be long now before the Supreme Court and the Counsel of the Guardian Elders allows for me to take the wicked hot thumper of Claudia Romani and make it my wife. I have a ring and everything. I'd show you, but it's complicated.

Claudia chose pink as her bikini color to thong-show off her amazing backside, not to mention her frontside, and all over Roman goodness. I can't believe we haven't perfected Google Earth yet to allow me to track Claudia Romani on the beach in real time. At which point, I'd never ever have to leave my seat. You know, once I install the proper tubing. Claudia just makes me smile, her asstastic gives me serious face. That's my kind of woman. Enjoy.