Dani Mathers Is On Top Of The World In Busty Blonde Nudes

When a woman is as hot as Dani Mathers, any beach can turn into a nude beach because no cop in his right mind would try to make her cover up or get out. Even if he had the resolve to make such an effort, he would have the rest of the beachgoers ready to form a mob and enact their own form of law enforcement. Their law would be cited from a more primitive time, but it would be no less real.

I am including women in this mob as well as the men, and it makes no difference if any of them are married, I assume any woman who sees dani writhing around naked in the sand would instantly turn into a lesbian for the next twenty-four hours. How her husband decides to take advantage of those twenty-four hours is not for me to say, but I hope he is successful.

Hopefully Dani isn’t using an Uber to get home, because there is no way that little bucket is going to get all of that sand off her, and if she tracks any sand into a person’s ride it is certainly going to hurt her score. Some people may not care about that sort of thing, but I know of no better way to judge a person’s character.

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