Danielle Sellers, Courtnie Quinlan, Rhian Sugden Highlight the Page 3 Topless Roundup

There is perhaps no finer feeling in this world than to stare into the sweet buxom melons of a fine British lady and mumble naughty somethings to yourself. Massage chairs are also nice, but a distant second.

The lovely lasses of the Page 3 magazine continue to bare their 20-something funbags for the sheer pleasure of the ogling audience. Nothing could possibly rank higher on the benevolence chart, short of the likes of Rhian Sugden, Danielle Sellers, Sabine Jemeljanova, and Courtnie Quinlan calling me in for a buff and polish prior to the shoots. Just the sweet mams. Nice and shiny with my special towel. I am quite thorough. Plus I whistle. Ladies, your bare bosoms are the stuff that fairytales for men are made out of. Bless you one and all. Enjoy.

_{Photo Credit: Page 3 Magazine of the U.K. Sun}