Elyse Taylor Nude Home Depot Erotica

I get a feeling that someone who really gets off on artsy faucet ads is gonna love this new photo set from the lovely Elyse Taylor. Like, if you've ever been really turned on by a Kohler ad or longed to get your hands on a Moen, this is the photo set for you!

Don't mistake my sarcasm for anything but genuflecting at the feet of a true nude beauty like Elyse Taylor. Her body is the proverbial Wonderland you've heard tell of. What I find hilarious is how this photographer just posed her like she was doing a whole Big Box Ad Campaign. "These are gonna hang on the walls of every Bed, Bath, & Beyond, Home Goods, and Home Depot wall in this country, kid!" 

I love erotica around the house as much as the next guy, just next time don't fuck with the contrast and backlighting. It makes your sexy pictures of an incredibly gorgeous woman naked look like department store advertisements. We get it, you just got a sweet new filter you wanted to try out, but next time, maybe don't. That's what they call a pro tip, kid. 

_{Photo Credit: Tyler Kandel}