Emily Agnes Takes The Sexy Secretary Fantasy To Another Level

Damnit, Emily! This is why the copier is always broken. It was never made to support the body of someone as busty as her. It can handle B cups at the most, and in the off chance that it does survive the abuse that she is putting it through there is not going to be any toner left for the rest of us.

I understand the draw of copying your naked bits and scattering them around the office, but that is an urge that needs to be fought. Eventually there is going to be some evidence included in those pages that is going to give you away, and then you will really regret doing it. Your boss will make you go meet with human resources at the very least, but they will probably send you to sensitivity training, which just the thought of is enough to make me want to take a long walk off a short pier.

And then there is Emily’s complete disrespect of what could be collectable nudie magazines. She is rolling all over them like they are bedding in a gerbil cage. Maybe she would benefit from sensitivity training, because she clearly is not taking into account my feelings when she does these kinds of things.

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