Lissy! Sabine! Mellisa! Sam! India! Page 3 Topless RoundUp

Oh, my British girls. May you never abandon me in my time of great hormonal need. That would be always. Lissy Cunningham, Mellisa Clarke, and friends who make the third page of the U.K. Sun slightly better than all the other pages combined throughout the history of the publication. One boob shot is worth a thousand words. Make that a million. In fact, let's just eliminate words altogether. Case in point, just read my drivel.

How a tabloid paper can survive in the modern era of Puritanical thought and deed with the heavenly visions of girls such as Sabine Jemeljanova and Sam Cooke blessing their black and white and hot all over with spectacular funbags. It's a real mystery. A miracle if you will. The efforts of some to stamp out the fun of all never ceases. But these busty topless superheroes stand at the gates. The hottest guards ever. Check out your security team flashing their yams. Enjoy.

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