Kara Del Toro Teaches Us the Right Way to Eat a Pomegranate!

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Tex Hollywood - July 3, 2020

A bottomless and I guess topless Kara Del Toro, who you may remember from instagram, where she established herself as a bikini model with her 1.5 million fans, has put together this amazing tutorial on how to best eat at Pomegranate! We thank her for that, because before this photoshoot we never fucked with pomegranate but today, that has all changed!

I realize that there's more to this amazing shoot than just pomegranates, from giving herself a frontal wedgie in some yoga pose, to pulling down her unbuttoned shirts in a field with wild flowers, to bare asses and towels...hand bras and showers...I don't know what to look at first!

The recently married Kara Del Toro goes by the name Kara Jewell now, but that doesn't change the fact that she's a better aphrodisiac than eating bull testicles...

I think I just took this post to a place it shouldn't have gone...but let me walk you through my logic, her name is "the bull" from my basic knowledge of Spanish, when I used to drink Red Bull people would say "ewwww you're drinking Taurine, that's from Bull Testicles", which got me researching bull testicles:

Each year, the Serbians host the World Testicle Cooking Championship, bringing together a whole bunch of ball-munching enthusiasts for a cook-off that promises a dish that’s ‘better for the libido than any viagra’. Chefs are judged on both the taste and the aphrodisiacal quality of their boiled, fried, or baked bollocks.

Before you say ‘bollocks to that’, the Serbians may well actually be on to something. According to Citron, the dried testicles of deer, tiger, seal and beaver have long been used in Chinese sex tonics. “I have not personally tried bulls’ testicles, or tigers’, or goats’,” she says, “but some swear by them. The belief is that you can imbibe vigour and vitality from them.”

So, all I was saying was that she's more effective as a viagra than Bull's Balls and I guess having to have walked through this with you means I failed.

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