Kat Stratford is Nude!

Her name is Kat Stratford!

In trying to learn more about Kat Stratford, since I've seen her nude and figure it's only polite to find out about her inner workings. Her hopes, her dreams, her aspirations, her quarantine tips. You know, that typical influencer nonsense.

Upon visiting her page, I have discovered that she's been to Mars, she's been involved in a small town murder, and she's been SOMEWHERE under the Blue Sky...because those were her location tags on some of her pics. I feel like she was probably makin' jokes when she did that, or she's actually from Mars, which would explain why she's OUT OF THIS WORLD...right? I figure bad pick-up lines are what we need in these dark Pandemic times where we are losing our minds being completely alone.