Kate Upton’s Nipple Shots From When She Was 18

Kate Upton was dead set on making a splash upon jumping into the modeling and game, and exposed nips is a deadly way to do it. She could have played it coy at the start, and led us on for a little while. More and more attention would have been thrown her way, with all of us wondering when she would bless us with her breasts, until she finally had mercy.

That day would have probably been determined by the size of the payout, just like how many of us play the lottery. I’m not going to waste my hard earned money on any jackpot less than one hundred million. Only suckers risk it for seven figures. That isn’t going to get me an island.

Instead of playing that game, Kate through her goods on the table right away and started a bidding war for the future. That is easy to do when you are working with quality goods. I tried that tactic at a party in high school, but there were not any takers. I had to sweeten the deal by adding a fifth of tequila. Not my best moment.

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