Kellie Pickler, Miranda Lambert, Sofia Vergara Highlight the Hotness at Country Music Awards

One thing you can count on at the American Country Music Awards: twang and ta-ta's. That's two things. Well, three if you're one of the technical types. The ladies do know how to squeeze into tight pushing up dresses for the country music events. It's all part of the milieu and definitely the better part of the events for me.

Kellie Pickler, Miranda Lambert, and Beth Behrs were among the lovely blondes strutting their curves on the carpet last night of what I believe was the 50th anniversary of the event. Texas girls were everywhere, meaning the makeup and cleavage was simply unstoppable. There was music too I suppose, though I must admit my lack of knowledge of all things country music outside of their women folk. And I suppose the tales of boozing and womanizing and heartbreak and making bad mistakes. I really should relate more to country music. Bring on the ladies! Enjoy.

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