Kylie Jenner’s Met Gala Accessories!

Kylie Jenner didn’t just arrive at the Met Gala — she bounced in, chest first like she was her dad.

She was serving up old Hollywood glam with a modern twist and a neckline that made made us question gravity as a concept.

Her custom designed fashion event for some overrated fashion event barely contained the main event.

One could argue that fashion has nothing to do with covering up bodies from the elements anymore, but instead designed to amplify whatever good feature you have.

In Kylie’s case she's got two.

Sure, she's part of the monarchy we call the Kardashians, who have their evil reign on the people of the world, but at least they come with shamelessly showing off skin.

The real fashion accessories that are likely fake of the night were Kylie’s giant breasts, proudly leading the charge down the red carpet.

Timothée Chalamet's mouth agrees.