Kym Malin Sextastic Sultry Star On Display

What surprises me even more than Kym Malin’s modern looks is that there is a glass surface in these pics that is not covered in cocaine. I mean, these photos were taken in the ‘80s. If my sources are accurate then there would have been a gram of coke at that shoot for every pound of weight that Kym had on her body. And yet every reflective surface is so shiny that I can get a reverse angle on her in every shot.

I am always surprised at how clean these photo shoots are. Do they actually have a assistants go through and wash every surface? I know if that if one of these shoots came through my apartment the model’s face would not even be visible due to all the dust particles floating in the air.

I have no idea how to get rid of them. Or rather, I have no practical way of getting rid of them. I know that I could just clean the place by hand, but I am a working man. I don’t have time for shit like that. And I certainly don’t have the money to pay even a Ukrainian broad to do it.

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