Lady Gaga Hard Nipples in Paris

Lady Gaga is the kind of person who never wants for attention, despite near constant attention-seeking behavior. It seems like she makes the news all the time for doing nothing more than simply being Lady Gaga.

Well, now she's getting attention for something she clearly did to get attention—no surprise there—but it's the good kind of publicity stunt. Lady Gaga hit the streets in Gay Paree with an orange tank top on, no bra, and a pair of rock hard nipples.

It's the sort of thing that would seem like a desperate cry for attention were it not so carefully calculated to be both attention seeking and sexy. You see, Lady Gaga has cut to the quick of what men want to see and gives it to them so regularly that some men just don't even know what it is that they want anymore.

It's all very confusing, but then again, so is everything in the inner circle of Lady Gaga's world. It's a place where up is down, in is out, and you can't suss out the difference between intentionally sexy and accidentally sexy. Way to keep us guessing Gaga, it's been your stock in trade for so long, I've forgotten just how good you are at it.

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