Lady GaGa Upskirt Getting on a Boat in Venice

I am not surprised to see that Lady Gaga does not guard her genitals with the care one would expect of someone with her title. What I am surprised by is just how ordinary it looks down there. Had her face been cropped out of these pics I would have expected to discover a Mennonite girl to be the owner of them.

Lady Gaga’s groin really is not living up to her reputation. Even though she does not have children, I am guessing she is feeling the same disappointment that 63 percent of them feel, only instead of wanting her genitals to play sports or do better in school she wants them to grow dreadlocks and get piercings. At the very least I expected to see a little eyeshadow.

My own genitalia is relatively vanilla as well, but I also am not known as the man who wore a dress made of raw meat to an awards show. Instead I was known as the man who checks out the max limit of DVD’s from the library every week. So considering the state those librarians would assume my junk to be in, I think they would be pleasantly surprised.

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