Lolly Pop’s Puffy Nipples On Display In This Awesome Nude Shoot

Lolly Pop? Lolly Pop! Goodness gracious, I cannot even pretend that is a real name. But I guess that works in my benefit because then I do not have to pretend that she is a real person. What is the point of posing nude on the internet if you are not even going to use your real name? There is no notoriety in that. There is no way to jumpstart a career.

Although the accuracy of the name kind of peeves me off. I understand what images the name is supposed to be put into the male mind, but in a sexual situation wouldn’t the man be the lolly pop? Despite how feminine the name Lolly sounds, I am still pretty sure it should be considered a masculine name. If only English was as gender specific as other languages like Spanish then there would be no confusion.

One of the few redeeming qualities of the name is that it reminds me of Iggy Pop, and that is a name that I have the utmost respect for. I gotta tell you, if I had placed money in a death pool a few decades ago I would have put it all on Iggy, and yet here he is. Despite all odds.

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