Lorde’s Booty Announces New Album!

I don't know how big of a fan you are of Lorde or her hit "Royals" but I know that I wasn't a very big fan of either, but all that may be changing here today, with the announcement of her new album called "SOLAR POWER" to push the green energy initiative or maybe it is too push her thong ass on the beach. You can never be too sure with these kinds of marketing initiatives. Are they to promote an album that will surely be a hit, she's one of those hit machines who pushes volumes of album sales, or are they to promote her having a thonged booty, or maybe it's just a mutually beneficial, two birds with one stone kind of thing.

I just know, it brings me new hope in Lorde, who I otherwise thought was uneventful in the realm of sex appeal!

Welcome Lorde.