Lucy Pinder Topless Hot Shots Playing Cards

Do you like hot racktastic 20-somethings and big old bosoms and guns? Wait, I think I asked you this before. But now it's the playing cards edition of Lucy Pinder and her splendid mams bare on playing cards with weapons for the Hot Shots Calendar. It's kind of genius if you happen to revel in a game of Crazy Eights or Crazy DD's as the case may be. 

Lucy Pinder and her merry mammaries belong anywhere and everywhere. Playing cards, calendars, in the front seat of my car telling me how she likes to drive fast and me explaining to her the limitations of a four-cylinder import engine. I hope lack of speed turns her on. If not that, all of my impassioned compliments on her chesty treats. I pulled a Full House, Lucy. Let's get to making many babies. You can put the gun down now. Please. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Hot Shots Calendar