Megan Fox Little Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction In Shimmering Outfit

I knew Megan Fox had a successful career, I just had no idea she was making enough money to afford a dragon skin pantsuit. I mean, I have no clue what a thing like that would cost, but it cannot be cheap, otherwise every Joe on the street would be sporting one, and then the dragon’s would be endangered again.

It figures that Megan would make the mistake of not wearing anything under her jacket. She’d be so used to the security that typical jackets provide, she’d have no idea that a suit jacket would be this loose around the chest. In defense of the manufacturers, they are used to making jackets for men, and we have a lot less going on up top than women have. It would be like a ship builder making a boat for a pond, but having a person take it out on the ocean. That is a whole different class of waves they got going on over there.

They really should be selling clothing items like that with a warning. That way women will know what is at stake and they can make the decision for themselves to go bare-chested or full on butch with a dress shirt.

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