Mexican Actress Patricia Gloria Contreras Suffers A Nip Slip At The Cannes Film Festival

People react so much kinder to a woman when her nip slips out in public than to a man when anything of his slips out. It does not even have to come to nudity, just the silhouette of a dong against the pants is enough to get a man cast out of society. I am guilty of these prejudiced feelings as well.

I can remember it clear as day. I was at the skate park with my friends and there was an old man there, presumably with his grandson. It was through the thin fabric of his sweatpants that we could clearly see a lackluster erection popping up. From that day on he would always be remembered as Blue Man Popper. (We were not the most clever of children.)

Looking back I have so many thoughts on the incident. Why was he erect? How was he erect? Did any children go missing that day? These are not the kinds of thoughts that people have when they see a nip slip, which is entirely understandable. I don’t know where I was going with this story, it was just an observation about an observation I guess.

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