Miss Germany Franzi Skamet Topless Tank Top Tug

If I spoke better German, I could tell you exactly which Miss Germany pageant Franzi Skamet won. Something untraditional perhaps, but a win nonetheless. And she's taking a victory lap in the best way possible, without her top on.

In this delightful bit of German pageantry, Franzi tugs and pulls at her tank top with just the appropriate amount of force to reveal her tasty udders, definitely award winning an an altogether different category. I'm pretty sure this is what's referred to as the talent category. Or the world peace speech. Either way, I'm ready to crown her. Well played, Franzi. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Fabian Sturtz