Mr. Skin Minute Features Milla Jovovich, Lucy Lawless, and Kate Winslet Flashing Serious Skin (VIDEO)

It's so effin hot in Los Angeles today that Kim Kardashian's butt fat is melting down into her cankles. That's hot. I am simply refusing to leave an air-conditioned space for more than the time it takes to run and get beer from the corner package store. Even the theater is too much this weekend, which is why if you're smart, like I wish I were, you'll pay attention to this week's Mr. Skin Minute with sixty seconds of the best in skinema on DVD.

This week's MSM includes a look at the only nekkid scenes of Milla Jovovich from Resident Evil, Lucy Lawless and Viva Bianco sharing a bath in Spartacus Vengeance, and a 3-D take on Kate Winslet nekkid in Titanic.

(And don't forget to get your annual subscription to Mr. Skin to get it all, ALL, MOFO!)