Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Club!

I don't know about you, but my granny used to knit all the time. She'd knit with a church group and sell her knitted wares for charity at the Bazaars, she was really into it. I am sure her knitting club looked nothing like this when they dropped a ball of wool, and even if it attempted to look like this, you know how progressive grannies can be, and they stripped down to simulate this, it would still no be quite as good.

This is a model named Elya who seems to be from Russia, where all the good nude model shoots seem to be coming out of, I guess they see the opportunity to shine their hotness on the rest of the world and find opportunities online to make all that internet model the American girls are making by being better. You can blame the performance enhancing drugs, or communism that killed off the uglies, or you can just accept that Russian girls get it.

In this shoot, Elya, who you can follow on her INSTAGRAM , is demonstrating the knitting isn't just for old ladies and lesbians making sweaters and beanies, but also for naked skinny babes, not that this is knitting, but it does look like YARN to me, but more importantly it looks naked...yarn know.