Olivia Culpo and Paulina Porizkova Steamy Naked And Bodypainted For Sports Illustrated

Words cannot describe how happy it makes me to see a woman with words painted on her body. Even tattoos will serve just as well. I will take anything so long as it gives me an excuse to leer at her body. It gives you a great out if you are ever caught in the act. Then you would just say, "Oh, I'm having a hard time making out what that word on your arm is. Oh, it says pain? So what is that all about?" And then you will have to listen to a vapid conversation about whatever the meaning behind it is, but at least you won't get called out for being a perv. 

Sometimes I will even take the risk of using a graphic t-shirt as an excuse to look. If I get caught it is a little bit tricky to talk my way out of, so you should be careful. If you pretend to not know what Dr. Pepper is then they will probably think that you are retarded. But I leave that up to you to decide if that is worth it, or not. 

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated