Paris Engaged to Paris

In what may just be the most egocentric (and definitely not Egotastic!) marriage of all time, Paris Hilton is set to marry boyfriend, and Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. How fucked up is that!? Paris and Paris. Come on.

Personally, I hope they both remain heirs forever, and never actually cash in on their family fortunes, cause why should they. I think they'd crumble under the responsibility. Ponder this: In the unlikely event that she takes his last name, the couple will literally be Mr. and Mrs. Paris Latsis. (via Yahoo! News)

To make up for this piece of ridiculous news, here are some fun Paris Hilton nipple slip pictures.