Paris Hilton is Naked, Gold, Not Dead

Paris Hilton has a new drink called Rich Prosecco. A) That's the worst name I've ever heard for a drink. Ever. 2) I would never drink anything from Paris Hilton. Ever. And I have a feeling most people would say the same. So obviously, in order to promote the stupid drink, we get Paris Hilton naked, painted in gold. Why gold? I don't know. It must have something to do with the dumb beverage. I guess it's effective marketting, though, since I'm talking about it, but I can still tell you I'm never going anywhere near that contaminated, stupidly named drink.

Oh, and one other thing. In the James Bond movie Goldfinger, that girl died after she was painted in gold. How come that didn't happen to Paris Hilton!?

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