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Paris Jackson New Topless Tats on Snapchat

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aldo-vallon - September 6, 2017

Photo Credit: Snapchat / Backgrid

I sense a Nobel prize in the future of the man responsible for creating Snapchat. I feel like there needs to be some sort of formal recognition for the person who made women's boobs that much more accessible. Allowing Paris Jackson to put her itty bitties on display is a real service to mankind, it is something we could do a bit more of. 

Maybe one day someone will come up with an app that can identify peoples tattoos and immediately let you know if they have some meaning. I think that type of thing would have a lot of potential. If I saw a girl at a bar with some squiggly marks on her arm I could discreetly scan it and know instantly that she was libra. Then I could either impress her with my knowledge of astrology, which I would have looked up the minute before, or I could avoid that mind numbing conversation altogether and move on to next one. That is what I consider dodging a bullet. One can only have the discussion about star signs so many times before it starts to feel the same as talking about gluten. 

 

 




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