Phoebe Price and Marcela Iglesias are Crying Out for a Busty Cops Reboot

If you're anything like me, you've been wondering when the Busty Cops film series was going to be revived. Sure, it got rebooted in 2012, a scant eight years after the original was released, but it feels like high time we got the series back into theaters, and I've got the perfect stars to rebuild the franchise around: Phoebe Price and Marcela Iglesias.

The two busty friends were hanging out in the park on rollerblades and dressed as naughty cops and all I could think was that someone needed to get Jim Wynorski on the horn and revive the Busty Cops franchise. Everything gets revived nowadays, so why not get this one cooking again too. I've even got a rough plot outline...

Phoebe and Marcela are two busty cops assigned to a new beat in a town where cars are outlawed, sort of like Mackinac Island, requiring them to patrol their beat on rollerblades. This proves problematic as neither of them are particularly adept at using the rollerblades, but you know what they are adept at? Eating each other's boxes! Boom!

Good right? Sure it needs some work and we need to flesh out some more of the details, but this is good enough to get cameras rolling. Let's do this thing!

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