READER FIND: Emma Williams Bares All In These Must-See Nude Scenes From “First Night”

While walking through costume shops before Halloween I always see a pair of rubber boobs hanging on a rack. I do not know what costume would require a realistic pair of fake boobs in order to be considered complete, but the maker did a fine job with it.

The only reason I bring that up is because Emma Williams’s pair are dead ringers for the rubber ones that I have seen. Boobs vary in shape drastically, so I wonder how difficult it was for the manufacturer to decide on which ones to go with. They must have used some sort of logic. Like, they didn’t think anyone would spend money on a giant pair of moon titties because they could get the same look with a couple of balloons. And if they tried making them any smaller than what they went with then there would hardly be anything to see at all.

And who was the model for this venture? Was she aware her boobs would be worn by thousands of men as a gag? I have to rule out Emma as a suspect because of her age. The rubber boobs predate her by a long time.

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