READER FINDS: Dylan Penn Steamy Hot, Charlotte McKinney Boobtastic, Tove Lo Topless and Much Much More…

You can't hear it through the Internet, but each week when I unveil the weekly Reader Finds, the trumpeters blow their brilliant horns, the standard bearers wave their banners, and somewhere my mom cries because she just really thought I might be a real estate agent or a very low level elected official. Such is the duality of life. Sextastic celebrity skin on the other hand is much more straightforward. It's all good. Very good. And we have a ton of it this week.

This week's Reader Finds includes Tove Lo flashing udders (thank you to EgoReader 'Dennis'), Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon topless getting it on (blessings from prisoner 'Stan R.'), Sin Yoo-joo topless skinematics (busty Asian goodness via 'Trance'), Sigourney Weaver topless funbags (visual treats from 'Timothy K.'), Shay Mitchell in a series of wicked hot shoots (love me some Shay, thanks 'Argon'), Olivia Culpo red hot Galore (she's getting finer and finer, via 'Todd J.'), Mischa Barton topless skinematics (gloriousness from 'Diego A.'), Mini Anden movie topless (Swedish delights via 'Marybeth'), MariMoon topless special treats (lust me some MM, kudos to 'Daniel P.'), Jorgie Porter FHM hotness (undie goodness delivered by 'Owen'), Jessica Morris epic teats from Role Models (desperately dying for Jess, thanks 'Stephen E.'), Jenna Thiam topless thespianics (lovely lass indeed, via 'Tad'), Faith Rayah B-movie boobtastic (tossed in by 'Sweet Sam'), Emily Sears big Funion happy shots (more Em goodness from 'Infiniti'), Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira topless wonderments throwback style (a contribution to the library from 'Steve L.'), Dylan Penn Treat! captured treats (the best thing to come out of Sean, ever, thanks 'Decon'), Charlotte McKinney double does of covered topless shots (Charlotte's got game, blessings from 'David R.'), early modeling shots of Bruna Mendes (popped over by 'Dimar'), Carly Craig topless big goodies (thank you kindly 'Marcus I.'), a purported possible snapchat shot of Anastasia Ashley bottomless (thrown in the mix by 'Bob D'), Allison Haislip good sweet lingerie pics (oh, A.H. you entrance me, thanks 'Terry'), Marisa Miller SI see through goodness (she was the best, really, kudos to 'Andy P.'), and last but not least, a full frontal Pirelli shot of what turns out to be Saskia de Brauw (not quite AA, but super hot, thanks 'Saulo V.'). If you can't handle all the naked celebrity flesh, there's a crying and pearl clutching room down the hall. Enjoy.

Last week's Reader Finds in case you were in Canada buying smokes...