Rhian! Joey! Mellisa! Page 3 Topless!

Funbags, funbags, everywhere you turn. This is truly my dream of dreams. To fall into a deep well of Britain's most bouncy soft funbags courtesy of the likes of Rhian Sugden and Joey Fisher and Mellisa Clarke who do so much for so many by dressing in so little. The nobility of which can't be measured in earthly terms.

Page 3 continues to add sunshine to an oft-cloudy world by producing the heavenly pillows of these lovely luscious ladies of the Isle of Britannia in bare form. Yes, you might poke your eye out, but what a way for your eye to go. This is surely what heaven looks like. Now then, ladies, look who brought the bottle of body cream to the party. Costco sized. More than enough to go around. Form a line. Or don't. A scrum works just as well for my needs. Enjoy.

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