See Lady Gaga’s Shaved Full Frontal From “A Star Is Born”

I was not prepared to see frontal anything in A Star is Born, let alone to see full everything. I actually was not prepared to see anything in A Star is Born because I was not expecting to see A Star is Born at all, but when I accidentally walked into the wrong theater I was too proud to walk out like I had made a mistake. I am now proud to say that I did not make a mistake in staying because seeing Lady Gaga’s ta-tas projected on the big screen was quite the treat.

Those of you that did not feel compelled to pay the price of admission can live with that regret for the rest of your lives. Even if she decides to spread her bald eagle in the next one it still will not measure up to this experience because you’ll go into it with expectations, and nothing ever lives up to expectations. At least that is what my father has been saying at my last ten birthdays. Purely coincidental, I’m sure.

I do not know if Lady Gaga has plans to go full Barbara Streisand with her career, but it is certain she does not have to worry about staying in her shadow.

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