See Rae Sperling’s Perfect Busty Nude Pair From ‘Hollywood High’

I could not even begin to tell you what the plot to Hollywood High is, but I suppose a movie that contains Rae Sperling’s boobs probably does not need a whole lot in the way of plot. Those engorged chesticles of hers have the plot carrying strength of Atlas.

There is a part of me that wishes Hollywood High was based on a true story. Topless girls in pool and a sexual tryst with Peter Dinklage’s doppelganger is something I want at least one person in the world to have experienced. We can’t all have wasted our youths having normal pool parties and typical sex with average sized people. It sounds so boring when compared with the former option.

It is hard to imagine there was a time where we thought that was as good as it could get. To most of us a sexual experience with a midget is the kind of thing that would only happen to you in a dream, or on a vacation to Las Vegas.

Now that I think about it, I have never seen a homeless midget. That is probably because if they ever fall on hard times they can just sell themselves as a high class prostitute, and settle any debts in a weekend’s time.

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