Simone Voss Topless For Playboy Germany

You know, they say you haven't lived until you've made love to a hot German woman in the Bavarian Alps. Not sure who says that really, but they would surely be a kindred spirit if they did. I choose Simone Voss for my bucket list of Teutonic sorts. The most undoubtedly sextastic model and TV hottie made the most of her Playboy Germany pose-down with a few topless shots that will inspire the soul toward shnitzel, if you know what I'm saying.

Simone reminds us that you don't need a ton of production value or artistic staging or even big plumped up unnaturally large bazoongas to make men weak in the knees. Or make a million of the same gender quite pleased in the shorts. Merely one ridiculously hot German girl with sultry skin and sweet nipples showing off in the midday natural light. Bless you and every single fun part on you, Simone. The world needs much more of real contributors like yourself these days. Enjoy.

_{Photo Credit: Playboy Germany}