Sommer Ray’s Booty Show!

Sommer Ray’s Booty Show, the carnival attraction Instagram never asked for but absolutely needed.

Forget the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey, we don't need those clowns up in our social media feed, we've got booty influencers to take their place in our culture and it's a better kind of side show, freak show, big top event.

Sommer Ray has built an empire out of squats, lunges, and denim shorts that clearly violate every law of physics.

She managed to market herself as a legitimate fitness creator, with a booty that looks like it was ordered on Amazon using her discount code.

Whether she is on vacation, in the gym, her selfies are captivating.

The main act some of us keep watching, for the fitness tips obviously.

We're not sure if she even bothers with the fitness tips, or if she's just ass, but it works for us and that's what matters.