Tax Relief Special! Mr. Skin Only Five Damn Dollars for April 15th!

As my grandfather used to say, the only two certainties in life are boners and taxes. Definitely not related. Our good friends at Mr. Skin are here to ease the pain of your social contract burden with a blessedly low priced off of $5 for a brand spanking new Mr. Skin Membership. Thats for tax season only.

When the  government runs out of money, so does this deal. Wait, that's not right.

Mr. Skin Tax Special, Just Five Damn Dollars!

Give Uncle Sam the middle left finger on tax day because your right will be busy enjoying Mr. Skin. Do it now. God bless each and every one of us. Enjoy.