The $5 Full Frontal Nude Photoshoot That Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Want You To See

I was puttering around Playboy Plus looking for something to put a couple extra thimbles of blood in your penis this afternoon, when I realized that I have access to high-res pics of some Cleveland mall Glamour Shots photoshoot that Kim Kardashian did eight years ago.

The total budget for this thing could not have exceeded $5. And it's so damn sexy. Kim Kardashian didn't have her gay husband around to dress her until 2014, so this spread was published when she was following the styling advice of what appears to be someone who hates her. And plus these pics were taken before her face reached its current iteration. All around, I stan 2011 Kim Kardashian so hard. I actually have a ton of old photoshoots from stars before they were A-listers at my disposal, so let us know in the comments if there's someone else out there who you want to see...

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