The Playboy Playmate 2012 Calendar: One Dozen Topless Maidens All in a Row

CLICK TO SEE ONE FULL YEAR OF UNCENSORED TOPLESS PLAYMATES

'Tis the season to be purchasing your 2012 Wall Calendars and you could do a lot worse for your frat house, pre-mandated sexual harassment training office time, parent's basement, or just plain gift to the man who sired you, hired you, or just plain inspired you than the Playboy Playmate Calendar, including a bevy of topless busty beauties, including Crystal Harris, who left Hef at the altar earlier this summer. Ouch. Now there's a memorable date not to remember.

Imagine the familiar tingle on the last day of each month, turning the page ever so slowly, assuming it's unstuck, and displaying the Playboy Playmate hotness for the coming lunar cycle. Quite a way to mark your days, and nights. Enjoy.