Candice Swanepoel Uncensored Topless

Oh, Candice Swanepoel topless. Three of the finest words in the English language when strung together in that particular order. Surely when Mother Nature made Candice, she broke the mold. Which I then scooped up all the piece and put back together and next to my bedside for safe keeping.

Featured shoreline naked in this David Bellemere photoshoot, Our Lady of Swanepoel reminds us that the very best bikini models in the world look their very best wearing no bikini at all. One simply ridiculously hot women is all any recipe ever needs in terms of ingredients when baking awesome pie. Candice, you could be the Siren extraordinaire. I'd ram my ship into your shores if you know what I'm saying. I don't, but I'm hoping you do. Oh, my. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: David Bellemere