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Tex Hollywood - May 9, 2025
Candice Swanepoel Un-Retires Like an Aging Athlete—But With More Booty Poppin' and Less Shoulder Poppin'
In a surprise move that has some calling it “the greatest comeback since Michael Jordan’s second return,” Victoria’s Secret has dusted off the angel wings and reactivated Candice Swanepoel from what we now know was a soft retirement.
They gave her her Golden Handshake and compensation package for her hard work with the brand all those years, but she couldn't figure out anything else to do with her time, so she just sort of lingered. Hanging around the old team, keeping in touch, checking in and they realized she's still hotter than 98% of the current roster.
She is the guy from Office Space in the basement, unaware he's been fired.
Candice is BACK. And not just back like she’s signing autographs at a mall near you at some convention for Bikini Models that once were.
She is back onto the VS scene. Like any true competitor or any seasoned pro, she just can’t hang up the thong and get replaced and forgotten.
She's come too far and worked too hard for that.