aldo-vallon - July 9, 2018
Dogs really are man’s best friend, and I do mean that to refer exclusively to men. Women and dogs enjoy each other’s company well enough, but the interactions are different.
See, a woman never got a better look at a man’s package by having a dog around. But as we can see in these photos, a dog can certainly help us get a better view of a woman’s cleavage. Every time a woman pets a strangers dog it cements our mutually beneficial friendship even further.
This all makes sense given our history. Dogs have been helping guys hunt for at least one hundred years. Who knows, it might even go back further than that. Maybe even one hundred and fifty years. But my point is, this is just another form of hunting for the two of us to take part in, only there is not anyone protesting whether or not it should be considered humane.
That is kind of odd since there is not much gamesmanship in using an animal to attract a woman. The woman never even stands a chance. If you really want to make a woman fight the instinct to pet a dog then you should spray some whip cream in its mouth to make it look rabid.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA