All The Shoe Models Go Fully Nude For Yeezy Season 6

You want proof that I don't know anything about anything? I looked this up, this Yeezy, to find out what it's all about. I'm now so much more god damned confused than I was about thirty minutes ago. What the fuck is this? Can someone kindly take a minute out of their busy day to sit me down and tell me what the fuck is going on here?

It's some sort of horse hockey having to do with Kanye West and I can't make head or tail of it. I cannot even begin to figure out what's happening here. I get the nudity, but why do all of these women look like his wife? This is what a lifetime of no one telling you "no" nets you. An egomaniac who's even above taking five minutes of his life to just explain what in the actual fuck is happening here. 

So yeah, play his little game and stroke his fragile little ego. Who gives a shit? I'm not having any of it. I no longer even care that I've wasted this much time on this inanity already, I just want to finish this article and be done with it. Amazing how quickly our priorities can change. 

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